the hello tour!
Almost Child-Star? Pet Psychic? Fraud?*
“Well, I know what I must to do. Is old show-biz cabbage:
the show must go down!”
C A B A R E T
Love Life God &
B A D b a d
An ageless, androgynous character from an obscure Middle European country that might not even exist.
A blank stage, littered with assorted luggage and backstage detritus. The production can be very basic or very extravagant, Just like Andrognykka.
Come along for the ride when Andrognykka’s wacky Hello Tour arrives in your theater — direct from Chetkrupohrthkrthsrthkrthtusk, a Middle European country so obscure it might not even exist. Thrill to highlights from the fabulous career Andrognykka almost had! Learn about a place you didn’t know you’d been to! Expose yourself to an entertainment “exgrabbabangza” that promises wild sets and dancing poodles, and delivers something altogether different and exciting! Overdose on exclamation points!!